If Your Not Completely Satisfied with My Pizza, Keep Eating. You’ll Get There. Some pizza places offer you a money-back guarantee if you’re not satisfied. NOT HERE. If a Butch’s pizza doesn’t completely satisfy you, next time order a bigger one. We Have Personal Size Pizzas. They’re called “The Large.” I know when you come to Butch’s you come hungry. So even if it’s “Table for one,” feel free to order a large. And don’t be shy. Wash it down with a pitcher of Coca-Cola. Expand and Become a Chain? The Only Thing I’m Going to Expand is Your Waistline. I’ve resisted the urge to open locations throughout the valley. Instead, I’ve catered to the urges of my customers, offering them that one-of-a-kind taste no chain can even come close to duplicating. If You Think Chocolate is Better than Sex, You Haven’t Tried My Jumbo Sausage. You can’t get this sausage anywhere else. It’s my personal recipe, the perfect blend of sweet and savory. You can order it in any size. But the JUMBO will make sure you walk away completely satisfied. It’s Lent! Try the Perch. Open for Lunch. Just Like Your Pie Hole. Jumbo Sausage? That’s what she said. Since 1968 When Cougars had fuel injection, not Botox injection